Just when I saw a glimpse of light at the end of my "to-do tunnel", someone had the gall to iron all of the energy out of my body and replace it with mucus.
"Life is a series of surprises, and would not be worth keeping if it were not."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson
I agree with Emerson, but this is the kind of surprise I could do without.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be going back to bed.
(Thanks for listening. I left my five bucks by the door.)